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Yuri
Right, right, whatever. Sorry. Uh, anyway, what kind of bizarre spells are you weaving?
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Right, right, whatever. Sorry. Uh, anyway, what kind of bizarre spells are you weaving?
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Constance
It's a brand of spellcraft many have dreamed of but none have achieved. A revolution in magical theory.
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It's a brand of spellcraft many have dreamed of but none have achieved. A revolution in magical theory.
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Constance
The working transforms leather boots into licorice! The old, serviceable shape with a new, sweeter taste.
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The working transforms leather boots into licorice! The old, serviceable shape with a new, sweeter taste.
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Yuri
Uh...huh. That's certainly...something. I'm sure you'll ravage the economy with this one.
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Uh...huh. That's certainly...something. I'm sure you'll ravage the economy with this one.
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Constance
I was inspired by your suggestion that licking the nobility's boots would fulfill my dream.
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I was inspired by your suggestion that licking the nobility's boots would fulfill my dream.
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Constance
I went to my chambers to discreetly taste my own boots. They were less appetizing than I had hoped.
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I went to my chambers to discreetly taste my own boots. They were less appetizing than I had hoped.
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Constance
The thought of licking boots day in and day out was revolting...but then I thought, "what if?"
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The thought of licking boots day in and day out was revolting...but then I thought, "what if?"
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Constance
Tonguing licorice boots rather than leather ones would make the whole ordeal much more palatable!
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Tonguing licorice boots rather than leather ones would make the whole ordeal much more palatable!
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Constance
This is no run-of-the-mill, penny-ante black magic. This is something new—black licorice magic!
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This is no run-of-the-mill, penny-ante black magic. This is something new—black licorice magic!
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Constance
I could lick the boots of a hundred nobles if they all tasted so scrumptious as licorice!
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I could lick the boots of a hundred nobles if they all tasted so scrumptious as licorice!
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Constance
Ahaha. The common mind often has difficulty distinguishing between genius and idiocy.
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Ahaha. The common mind often has difficulty distinguishing between genius and idiocy.
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Constance
You set me the challenge of licking boots, and I would say that I have risen to it ably.
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You set me the challenge of licking boots, and I would say that I have risen to it ably.
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Yuri
Correct. I told you to do that. But I think you took what I said just a bit too literally.
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Correct. I told you to do that. But I think you took what I said just a bit too literally.
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Yuri
It's mostly something you do by way of acting subservient. "I'd even lick the mud from your boots, my lord!" Get it?
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It's mostly something you do by way of acting subservient. "I'd even lick the mud from your boots, my lord!" Get it?
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Constance
What?! Are there nobles so depraved that they would take satisfaction in such a thing?!
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What?! Are there nobles so depraved that they would take satisfaction in such a thing?!
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Yuri
Talking to you is truly...entertaining. You are a special kind of strange. I've known many a noble in my life, but none like you.
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Talking to you is truly...entertaining. You are a special kind of strange. I've known many a noble in my life, but none like you.
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Constance
You were dealing with nobles in the dead of night? Wait— What?! D-did you just call me strange?!
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You were dealing with nobles in the dead of night? Wait— What?! D-did you just call me strange?!