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Constance & Hapi C

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Hapi enters the scene
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Hapi
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Mmf, Corcor. Hoff're roo?
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Constance
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Hapi? What in the world has gotten into you?
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Hapi
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Nmf neb ter buh jealouf. Thurf plenny ter go aroud.
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Constance
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Hapi, it would be easier to understand you if your mouth was less stuffed.
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Constance
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Kindly finish what you are eating and then say your piece.
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Hapi
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Ma pleffer!
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Hapi
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Nothing better than fresh pastries. You sure you don't want one, Coco?
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Constance
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It's not about whether I want a bun or not. It's about your atrocious manners!
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Constance
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Walking around with your arms and jaws stuffed full of unwrapped pastries...
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Constance
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There are crumbs all over your lips, your clothes— You've left a trail of them behind you! Unacceptable!
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Hapi
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Hey, I paid for them. I can eat them however I want.
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Hapi
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You sure you don't want a bite? If you don't have any, I'm just gonna eat 'em all.
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Hapi
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You have to try them fresh out of the oven if you want the full effect. Pretty soon they'll get cold.
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Hapi
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Oh, I'll explain in noble-speak so you understand. Ehem. They have a crisp, oven-browned exterior, and a sophisticated, spongy sweetness lying within!
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Constance
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Uh, not—
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Hapi
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Not interested? That's fine. More for me.
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Constance
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I was going to say, "Not so fast!" Spare one for me, but only because you insisted.
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Constance
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It would be rude of me to decline an offering made in good faith. One must mind one's manners.
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Hapi
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You're really dragging this out. Here, I'll make it easy for you. Open up...
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Constance
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Wait, don't you—
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Hapi
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Not bad, right?
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Constance
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I could not, in good conscience, acknowledge this as anything but delicious.
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Hapi
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Now you have crumbs all over you too.
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Hapi
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Your form could use a little work. Next time, stuff the whole thing in your mouth at once.
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Hapi
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That's the proper way to eat a snack like this.
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Hapi
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If you ate this at some stuffy party, cutting it into sensible little bites, the experience would be ruined.
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Constance
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I see your point. There are more types of dining in this world than I was ready to allow for.
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Constance
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You've won me over.
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Hapi
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Let's eat them while we head to the cathedral, and litter the ground with crumbs.
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Hapi leaves the scene
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Constance
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A capital idea— Wait! No!
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Constance
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Not the cathedral! You've lost me again, Hapi!
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Constance leaves the scene