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Balthus & Hapi A

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Hapi, Balthus enter the scene
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Hapi
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Why did you bring me here? It's so isolated.
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Balthus
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That would be the point.
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Hapi
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Yikes. See you around, B.
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Balthus
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Hang on a second. Out here, in a place like this, you should be free to sigh, yeah?
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Hapi
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What do you mean by that?
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Balthus
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I just thought it would do you well to cut loose and sigh to your heart's content.
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Hapi
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Really?
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Hapi
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You found a nice, quiet place where you could annoy me without putting bystanders at risk?
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Balthus
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Aah, why does this always happen? That's not what I meant. This is me doing something nice for you.
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Balthus
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You said before that you can't ever relax because you're worried about endangering others.
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Balthus
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A lot's been going on recently. So let 'er rip already. Sigh until you can sigh no more!
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Hapi
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That's...nice of you.
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Hapi
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A chance to relax and sigh as I please. Sounds good. But what do we do about the monsters?
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Balthus
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What do you think? A monster shows up, I punch it in the nose. Done deal.
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Hapi
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By yourself?
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Balthus
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I'm never alone, pal. These two fists are always by my side, and they never let me down.
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Hapi
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Oh, right.
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Balthus
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It doesn't have to be here if you have performance anxiety. But anytime you accidentally call a monster, just holler and I'll punch it to next Tuesday.
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Balthus
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In fact, maybe it's best if you just stick by my side from now on.
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Balthus
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Do that, and you're free to sigh whenever the urge strikes.
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Hapi
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Why would I have to stay by your side?
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Balthus
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Not a lot of people in this world can knock out a beast without breaking a sweat. I'm one of 'em.
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Balthus
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And since I'm always on the run from bounty hunters, I'm an exceptionally light sleeper.
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Hapi
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You expect me to sleep by your side too?
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Balthus
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Ooh, this may be my best idea yet...
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Balthus
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If I'm always with a monster summoner, fewer people will come after my bounty! Heh, this is brilliant...
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Hapi
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*sigh* You never change, B.
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Hapi
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You're so predictable. *sigh* All right, have fun.
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Balthus
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Have fun? That's an odd thing to— AH!
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Wild Demonic Beast
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Raaaaaaargh!
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Balthus
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Monsters! They're everywhere! Heh, this is gonna be a blast.
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Balthus leaves the scene
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Hapi
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It's hard not to like that dummy.