Balthus & Hapi A

Hapi
Why did you bring me here? It's so isolated.

Balthus
That would be the point.

Hapi
Yikes. See you around, B.

Balthus
Hang on a second. Out here, in a place like this, you should be free to sigh, yeah?

Hapi
What do you mean by that?

Balthus
I just thought it would do you well to cut loose and sigh to your heart's content.

Hapi
Really?

Hapi
You found a nice, quiet place where you could annoy me without putting bystanders at risk?

Balthus
Aah, why does this always happen? That's not what I meant. This is me doing something nice for you.

Balthus
You said before that you can't ever relax because you're worried about endangering others.

Balthus
A lot's been going on recently. So let 'er rip already. Sigh until you can sigh no more!

Hapi
That's...nice of you.

Hapi
A chance to relax and sigh as I please. Sounds good. But what do we do about the monsters?

Balthus
What do you think? A monster shows up, I punch it in the nose. Done deal.

Hapi
By yourself?

Balthus
I'm never alone, pal. These two fists are always by my side, and they never let me down.

Hapi
Oh, right.

Balthus
It doesn't have to be here if you have performance anxiety. But anytime you accidentally call a monster, just holler and I'll punch it to next Tuesday.

Balthus
In fact, maybe it's best if you just stick by my side from now on.

Balthus
Do that, and you're free to sigh whenever the urge strikes.

Hapi
Why would I have to stay by your side?

Balthus
Not a lot of people in this world can knock out a beast without breaking a sweat. I'm one of 'em.

Balthus
And since I'm always on the run from bounty hunters, I'm an exceptionally light sleeper.

Hapi
You expect me to sleep by your side too?

Balthus
Ooh, this may be my best idea yet...

Balthus
If I'm always with a monster summoner, fewer people will come after my bounty! Heh, this is brilliant...

Hapi
*sigh* You never change, B.

Hapi
You're so predictable. *sigh* All right, have fun.

Balthus
Have fun? That's an odd thing to— AH!

Wild Demonic Beast
Raaaaaaargh!

Balthus
Monsters! They're everywhere! Heh, this is gonna be a blast.

Hapi
It's hard not to like that dummy.