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Dimitri & Alois C

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Alois, Dimitri enter the scene
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Alois
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Your Highness, missing the day's training? How unlike you!
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Dimitri
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I had intended to train, but this rain is unrelenting...
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Alois
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Yes, it's really coming down out there. Makes it hard to go outside, I suppose.
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Alois
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It's pouring so hard, I can't help but feel "pourly"!
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Dimitri
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Uh, yes... Quite.
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Alois
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Sorry, that one was pretty bad. I think this weather is putting a damper on my sense of humor!
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Dimitri
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Hm. At any rate, did you need me for something?
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Alois
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Ah yes. You seem to have the time to spare, so would you help me organize our stock of weapons?
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Alois
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You must know a thing or two about weapons, and I bet you're no slouch at physical labor.
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Dimitri
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Of course, I'd be happy to help. I was just hoping for a useful way to pass the time until the rain lets up.
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Alois
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I appreciate it. I don't know how I'd do it all on my own!
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Alois
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You know, it's great that you're willing to help with this kind of thing. Some nobles are so self-important.
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Alois
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You're a real go-getter, Your Highness! Or should I say, Your Spryness?
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Alois
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(Maybe that was disrespectful...)
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Alois
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(If he's going to lop off my head, he'd better go ahead and do it. I can't bear the silence!)
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Alois
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Listen, Your Highness. That joke, I... I didn't mean to...
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Dimitri
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Ahem. I just— Hahaha!
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Alois
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Huh?
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Dimitri
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Hahahaha! Oh my. I'm sorry, Alois!
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Alois
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Wait, you mean, you actually found it funny?
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Dimitri
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Oh goodness, not at all.
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Alois
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I see...
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Dimitri
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But when a joke is unfunny to a certain degree, it somehow comes full circle into hilarity.
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Alois
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That's not exactly what I was going for.
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Alois
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Still, I don't think I've ever seen you laugh so loudly.
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Dimitri
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It's true. Laughter is not one of my strong suits. I actually can't recall the last time I laughed like that.
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Dimitri
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Alois... Perhaps you should focus your efforts on honing this comedic talent of yours.
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Alois
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"This talent," hm? Is that your way of saying I'm no good at telling jokes?
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Dimitri
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Heh, my apologies. I should refrain from commenting on the...quality of your jokes. What's important is that they bring joy, right?
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Alois
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That does it. Next time I make you laugh, I'm gonna make you admit it was a good, quality joke!
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Alois
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to cook up some top-notch rib-ticklers!
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Alois leaves the scene
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Dimitri
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Alois? What about organizing the weapons? Oh. He's gone, isn't he...