Byleth & Hapi S

Hapi
This is quite a place. Whatever you wanted to tell me must be pretty important.

Hapi
OK, what's going on? You're making a weird face. It's freaking me out.

Hapi
This is a chance to replace the old, hollow Church of Seiros with something new—something better.

Hapi
In your new position, you can make that happen.

Hapi
Then do it!

Hapi
Those hypocrites preached about love and decency while shoving folks like me into the shadows.

Hapi
That's a pretty shoddy religion in my book. You can reshape it into something that actually helps people.

Hapi
Not that I need any help, mind you. I can help myself just fine.

Hapi
Oh, there's another thing I meant to talk to you about. It's, um...um...

Hapi
Say whatever you're going to say.

Hapi
I knew you were going to do that. I just knew it.

Hapi
OK, let me tell you why this is a bad idea.

Hapi
You know that I'll always be coping with this... condition. This curse. It'll always be a part of my life.

Hapi
I feel safe with you, but you'll never feel the same with me.

Hapi
I'm not the kind of person you should get a cat with. Unless you want your cat to be eaten by monsters.

Hapi
Have you thought about all that?

Hapi
I know you care about me. I care about you too.

Hapi
I wish we could spend our lives together. But...it just wouldn't be right.

Hapi
I can't let you throw away your own happiness for my sake.

Hapi
Hold on. You're saying that you imbued this ring with magic?

Hapi
An enchantment that wards off monsters...

Hapi
So... It negates my curse? I'm free?!

Hapi
Hang on. That means you weren't really proposing. And here I am, talking about getting a cat together.

Hapi
I almost wish a monster would appear just to save me from the embarrassment.

Hapi
Oh, come on! I can't handle all this will-we-won't-we stuff. My heart's going to pop out of my chest.

Hapi
...

Hapi
All right. Thank you for giving me a second to collect myself.

Hapi
Yes, you weirdo. Of course I'll marry you.

Hapi
Me too. Well, obviously I'm Hapi, but I'm also... you know what I mean.

Hapi
I appreciate everything you've done for me. You've changed my life in more ways than one.

Hapi
It's hard not to fall for someone like that. Though, of course, I've had a crush on you from the get-go...

Hapi
Oh, forget I said that! I'm all over the place.

Hapi
We don't know what the future has in store for us, but...

Hapi
For now, maybe we can forget all that and just enjoy being together.

Hapi
Come closer, will you?

Hapi
*sigh*

Hapi
*siiigh*

Hapi
Damn, that felt good.