Caspar & Bernadetta C
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Bernadetta enters the scene
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Caspar
Help? I'm the one who came here for help. I guess I'll just take care of it myself.
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Help? I'm the one who came here for help. I guess I'll just take care of it myself.
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Caspar
I can't believe I got hurt trying to break up someone else's fight. It's ridiculous!
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I can't believe I got hurt trying to break up someone else's fight. It's ridiculous!
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Caspar
All I do is step in to calm them down, and the next thing you know they're both at my throat.
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All I do is step in to calm them down, and the next thing you know they're both at my throat.
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Bernadetta
No, no-no-no-no! I can't! I've never fought anyone in all my life! I surrender! You win!
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No, no-no-no-no! I can't! I've never fought anyone in all my life! I surrender! You win!
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Caspar
Uh, all right. That was easy enough. Not to be rude, but do you ever think that maybe your attitude makes you a little unapproachable?
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Uh, all right. That was easy enough. Not to be rude, but do you ever think that maybe your attitude makes you a little unapproachable?
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Caspar
You should try stepping outside and socializing. I'm sure you'd make friends in no time if you didn't waste it all in here.
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You should try stepping outside and socializing. I'm sure you'd make friends in no time if you didn't waste it all in here.
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Bernadetta
Or maybe it's just not as easy for me as it is for you! Did that ever cross your mind?!
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Or maybe it's just not as easy for me as it is for you! Did that ever cross your mind?!
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Caspar
Making friends is easy! This one time I even made friends with someone I'd just been in a fight with.
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Making friends is easy! This one time I even made friends with someone I'd just been in a fight with.
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Caspar, Bernadetta enter the scene
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Caspar
And here we are! See? That wasn't so bad now, was it? And what about this view? Gorgeous, right?
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And here we are! See? That wasn't so bad now, was it? And what about this view? Gorgeous, right?
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Bernadetta
Come and claim me, sweet death. But first, let this evening sun wash clean my imperfect soul...
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Come and claim me, sweet death. But first, let this evening sun wash clean my imperfect soul...