Felix & Lysithea C

Lysithea
Mmmm...yum. Mmmm...

Lysithea
Ahh, so delicious! I'm so content in this moment.

Felix
...

Lysithea
Felix!

Felix
Lysithea. You look mortified.

Lysithea
How long have you been there? Were you watching me? You were, weren't you?

Felix
I was, yes.

Lysithea
Ugh, for once I thought I had some privacy.

Felix
Did you say something?

Lysithea
Huh? Nope. Didn't say anything at all. Here.

Felix
What's this for?

Lysithea
I'm buying your silence...with cake. Take it.

Felix
I'm not sure what to be silent about.

Lysithea
If people knew I was shoveling cake into my face by the fistful, they'd think me nothing more than a child!

Felix
Adults eat cake.

Lysithea
You'll never understand. Just take this, will you?!

Felix
No. I don't like sweets.

Lysithea
Does your refusal mean you'll be telling everyone about my cake-shoveling ways?

Felix
I just don't like sweets, that's all.

Lysithea
Nonsense! Nobody can resist something so delicious.

Lysithea
Look, I'm giving you this cake whether you like it or not. Eat it, toss it, throw it at an unsuspecting victim—the choice is yours.

Lysithea
Just please don't mention this to anyone.

Felix
What was her problem?

Felix
And what am I supposed to do with this cake?