I wonder if I'll ever find a partner who understands I don't
mean any harm when I flirt with others. Does someone
like that really exist?
You're bound to meet someone open-minded someday.
That's a dream that will never come true.
Have you considered giving up on flirting?
I'm hesitant to invite a girl to my room in the middle of
the night with You Know Who living right next door.
I'm terrified of the scolding I'd get the next day.
Maybe I'll rethink the room assignments.
It makes sense that she would be angry with you.
Perhaps it's time you and I discussed your behavior.
Part II
I'm weary from this ceaseless fighting. I wonder if I'll ever
meet a kind, beautiful young lady who can cure my
hardened heart.
You will one day. I'm sure of it.
Save the dreams for when you're sleeping.
A woman like that wouldn't go for you.
All we do is battle. The fighting never stops, and it's
turning everyone's disposition dour. Even the ladies!
We should throw a banquet to lift everyone's spirit.