Bernadetta & Felix B

Felix
You.

Bernadetta
Ah! What'd I do?!

Bernadetta
Am I in your way? I'm in your way. I know. I get it. I'm sorry. I can't stand the sight of me either!

Felix
I never said that. Stay right there. You're always running away.

Felix
You must really find me irritating.

Bernadetta
Irritating, I know! I completely— What? No, I mean, I know I'm irritating, but— Huh?

Felix
Stop. Do you remember when you came up behind me and knocked the sword from my hands?

Felix
I need you to teach me that technique.

Bernadetta
Sword?

Bernadetta
Teach?

Bernadetta
Technique?!

Bernadetta
That's, um, that's a joke, right?

Bernadetta
Because that's...that's just about the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

Felix
Maybe so. But I saw you do it.

Felix
You don't remember? You moved like a flash, and before I knew it—

Bernadetta
Nope. Wasn't Bernie. You must have dreamed it.

Bernadetta
Unless my accuser dares to produce some evidence!

Felix
Yes, evidence. I still have your satchel. See?

Bernadetta
Oh, my satchel. W-wait, that? No, that's, um... That's not mine. You can't prove it's mine!

Felix
You know it's yours.

Bernadetta
I'm innocent—I swear! Merciful Seiros, save me!

Felix
This is getting nowhere. But, hmm...

Felix
Maybe I should corner her like last time. Then she'll use the technique without thinking.

Bernadetta
Aaaah!

Felix
...

Felix
Never mind. I'm done here.

Bernadetta
Lies! All lies! I didn't do any— Huh?

Bernadetta
Wh-where'd he go?