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Alois
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Ungh... We should have been more careful. Those monsters really got the better of us.
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Dimitri
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I must apologize, Alois. If only I had paid closer attention...
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Alois
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No, no, it's all right. We've got more important things to do than dwell on our mistakes.
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Kingdom Soldier
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Argh... It hurts... I don't want to die yet...
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Kingdom General
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Ugh... How did it come to this...
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Dimitri
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Indeed. With morale this low, we may yet have trouble making it back to the monastery.
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Alois
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We weren't expecting that attack, after all. It gave us a nasty shock.
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Alois
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So we can't just leave. The knights could use some inspiration.
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Alois
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Listen up, everyone! We're going to carve ourselves a safe path back home to Garreg Mach Monastery!
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But first, I want you all to hear me out!
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Dimitri
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Alois? What exactly are you...
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Alois
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A long time ago, Captain Jeralt and I defended a small village from a band of thieves.
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Alois
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After we defeated those hoodlums, the captain observed how ugly they were.
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"Such hideousness ought to be illegal," he said. "If it were up to me, I would've bandit!"
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Alois
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Then he walked up to the leader of the village and handed over a big bag of coins!
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Alois
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"A gift from the thieves," he said. "They were dying to give it to you."
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Kingdom Soldier
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Sir, I'm not sure this is the time for—
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Dimitri
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Hahahaha!
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Alois
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Hm?
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Dimitri
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Oh, Alois... How do you come up with those jokes? That last one was positively hilarious!
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Alois
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Ah, I don't know! I'm just a natural!
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Dimitri
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Hahaha! Haha!
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Kingdom Soldier
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This is... I don't even know what to think right now.
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Kingdom General
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I guess...we should just join in.