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Dimitri & Alois B+

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Alois, Dimitri enter the scene
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Alois
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Dimitri! Just the man I was looking for. I wanted to thank you for your help.
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Dimitri
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My help? I'm not sure what you mean.
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Alois
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Don't tell me you've forgotten! Your help when the monsters attacked.
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Dimitri
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Ah, you mean the day you came up with those terribly hilarious jokes.
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Alois
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Hm. When you put it like that, I feel like you're the one who's kidding.
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Alois
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Even I knew those jokes were awful.
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Alois
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I was trying to think on my feet, to raise the soldiers' spirits.
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Dimitri
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Well, you certainly succeeded. Our journey home was much easier as a result.
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Dimitri
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As for myself, I am not much of an orator. I could never have done the same in that situation.
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Alois
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You're the only reason the gags didn't fall flat! If you hadn't started laughing when you did...
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Dimitri
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Well, I admit the jokes themselves were...perhaps not your best work.
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Dimitri
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But there is no harm in that. Even when you stumble, your good humor brightens everyone's mood and wins their trust.
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Alois
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Yeah? You think? I never thought about it like that.
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Alois
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But if you say so, maybe I do have a knack for this!
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Dimitri
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As one who is bound to lead, I could stand to learn a lot from you.
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Dimitri
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I am often told by both friends and subordinates that I am...without humor.
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Dimitri
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Alois, if you would be so kind, could you teach me to tell jokes?
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Alois
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Sure, I'm happy to help, if you want to be as lousy a joker as I am! You could surely find a better teacher somewhere else. In the stables, for example.
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Dimitri
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No... I would like to learn from you, Alois.
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Alois
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I see. Well, I guess I can't say no!
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Alois
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I hope you're ready to become a wizard of wit!
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Dimitri
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I will endeavor to be a good student.
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Alois
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Very good, that's what I like to hear. Soon you'll be cracking wise like there's no tomorrow. Everyone will think you're a pun in the neck!