Felix & Annette B

Annette
Hello, Felix. So, uh, it was your turn to clean out the greenhouse, right?

Felix
Yes.

Annette
Well, I went ahead and took care of it. I also cleaned up the warehouse.

Felix
Why?

Annette
I just wanted to...help you out...so that... OK, fine! I'm bribing you. So you'll forget!

Felix
Forget what?

Annette
Are you really going to make me say it?

Annette
Before! In the greenhouse. I want you to forget what you saw and heard.

Annette
If you agree to forget about it, I'll take your shift in the stables. Do we have a deal?

Felix
No, thanks.

Annette
No?! But that's not OK! You have to forget about it! Right this moment!

Felix
I can't. It's permanently etched in my memory.

Felix
A mountain of sweets, as well as steaks and cakes. Stacks of them, apparently.

Felix
I'm also intrigued by those bear and swamp beastie songs you mentioned.

Felix
Ah, and I've been meaning to ask about the move that went along with "crumbs and yums." Was that fencing footwork?

Annette
Stop it, Felix! You're a villain!

Felix
Hm?

Annette
You think you're so funny? Keeping a straight face while mocking my singing and dancing!

Annette
Well, you have to forget about it. Please! What if I make you a nice steak dinner?

Annette
You like steak, don't you, Felix? It will be yummy.

Felix
This isn't about steak. I just—

Annette
Fine, be stubborn! Tell the whole world for all I care! I'll just learn to live with the funny looks I'll get from everyone.

Annette
They'll all say, "There goes that Annette, the girl with the funny ideas about food!"

Annette
You're just the evilest of villains, Felix! I'll hate you forever and ever!

Felix
Huh. I was just trying to be nice.

Felix
"Funny ideas about food." Even the bullies in her head are ridiculous.

Felix
I really don't understand that girl.