Hanneman & Manuela C

Manuela
Ugh...

Hanneman
Manuela... Isn't it a bit rude to sigh at someone the moment you see them enter the room?

Manuela
Hanneman, isn't it a bit rude to tell others how to behave?

Manuela
Besides, I could be sighing about any number of things more interesting than you.

Hanneman
Goodness. You're unusually irritable today. Don't you imagine your attitude a bit...excessive?

Hanneman
You snap at every little thing, your ill mood on display for one and all.

Hanneman
It saddens me to see such behavior from one who should be setting a good example for the younger generation.

Manuela
Well, listen to the noble lecturing a lowly commoner to be on her best behavior. Oh. Wait. I meant to say "the former noble."

Hanneman
I fail to understand how my birth is relevant to the topic at hand. I was merely trying to say that as a fellow adult—

Manuela
You're not done lecturing yet? Leave me alone and go pester someone else. Maybe leave everyone alone and go focus on your precious Crest research.

Hanneman
I don't know what to say to you, Manuela. I was only speaking out of honest concern.

Manuela
Oh, was that a sigh I heard? Isn't it a bit rude to sigh at someone just because—

Hanneman
Don't be so childish!

Hanneman
You are so sensitive to ill will from others, yet you let your own emotions run wild.

Hanneman
Why is it that you cannot keep a handle on yourself?

Manuela
Keep a handle on— Well, I've never— What makes you think you're so much better?

Manuela
Just because you keep your emotions bottled up behind your stupid stony face, well, it doesn't mean everyone else has to do the same!

Manuela
Stop telling everyone how to behave, Hanneman. It will make you, and the rest of us, much happier.

Hanneman
I will not stand for this insolence. It is high time someone taught you—

Manuela
Go on! If you think you can change me, I'd like to see you try!

Hanneman
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Manuela
Hah! Thought so! You wouldn't dare.

Hanneman
Absolutely insufferable!