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Caspar
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Yaaah! Urrraaah!
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Caspar
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I'm not finished with you!
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Caspar
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I. Am. Caspar! Hiiiyahhh!
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Caspar
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What's going on, Hubert? You need something?
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Hubert
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I watched you training earlier. Pitiful display.
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Caspar
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Uh, excuse me? What's that supposed to mean?
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Hubert
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You yell before every move.
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Caspar
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I know. I do it on purpose. It's how I get fired up. That a problem for you? You scared?
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Hubert
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Stupid habit. If you value your life, you'll break it.
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Caspar
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What are you talking about? It sounds like you might have a problem with me.
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Hubert
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As a matter of fact, I do.
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Hubert
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If it was only your own idiotic life at stake, I wouldn't bother saying anything.
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But it's not. Your foolishness hurts everyone.
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Caspar
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Ooh, you sure do love to hear yourself talk.
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Hubert
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Suppose you were to shout on the battlefield as you did in your training today.
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It is very likely the enemy could anticipate your next move based on your insipid blather.
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And what if your allies are startled by your outburst, and fumble with their weapons as a result?
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Hubert
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This is not to mention the obvious fact that you would utterly botch any covert operation.
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Caspar
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You really think I'm that stupid?
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Caspar
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I only shout when it's completely necessary. I don't do it all the time!
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Hubert
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Whatever habits you develop in training, you will reproduce on the battlefield. Combat is tense and frantic.
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You will default to your training whether you mean to or not.
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Caspar
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Hey! Why don't you just shut up about it? I can control myself.